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The plane is about to crash...

A plane is about to crash...
Plane

 

A plane is about to crash.

There are 5 passengers on board.

However, there are only 4 parachutes...

 


Ronaldo
 Ronaldo
The first passenger says:

"I am Ronaldo, the best football player in the world."

"The football world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans."

He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

 


Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton

 

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:

"I am the wife of the former president of the United States."

"I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future."

She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.

 


President George W. Bush
George W. Bush

 

The third passenger, President George W. Bush, says:

"I am the president of the United States of America."

"I have huge responsibilities in the world."

"Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can't shun my responsibility to my people by dying."

He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.

 

The Pope
The Pope

 

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:

"I am old."

"I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you."

"You have the rest of your life ahead of you."

 


Little Boy
Little Boy

 

To the Pope the little boy says:

"Don't fret, old man..."

"There is a parachute for each of us!"

"The smartest president of America took my schoolbag..."

 


 
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