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New Medical Information!

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names: a "trade name" and "generic name". For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin, and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it was recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were: Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and, of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

...by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections...So here's a thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra right now than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections - and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them...


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